I think 25-to-life would be a good start!!
Barack Obama walks into a bar with a duck. The bartender asks, “Where did you get the jackass?” Barack looks puzzled and replies, “It’s a duck.”
(Drum Roll)
The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.”
Q. Why is Obama more popular in China than in America?
(Drum Roll)
A. He created jobs over there.
What wae the BEST things that you can say about President Barack Obama?
Obama wouldn't wear brown shoes with a blue suit.
Gold is at an all time high.
He knows all the best golf courses.
No matter what you think, his ears don't obstruct his vision.
Obama has visited all 57 states.
Obama hasn't violated the Third Amendment.
Good ones!
ReplyDeleteHe's also humble, admitting upon his visit to Austria that he does not know how to speak Austrian.